Finding Big Foot in less than two minutes

 June 12 I wrote a blog about the Animal Planet series Finding Bigfoot.

I also watched the whole first season, although I knew two things about the show:

1. The “researchers” on the show were complete tools… and idiots.

2. They wouldn’t find Big Foot.

Of course, because these creatures are out there (sure) according to Matt Moneymaker, the show returned this Sunday — January 1 (new year, same dumb shit on TV).

To save you some time, I decided to make a video of me looking for a sasquatch. Now, you won’t have to bother watching a whole season of four assholes trekking through the woods doing “Big Foot calls.” You can watch me doing them in the video, though. Enjoy.